Greetings, Sr. High folk. Well, I reckon it's been a while since we've had an "event" of any decent magnitude. This hasn't been for lack of trying, as the frustrated people on Ministry Team can tell you. However, I am pleased to announce that we now have an "event" (is that what the kids call it?) planned for next Saturday.
A scientific Gallup poll recently revealed that when people think of Halloween, 96.3% of them think of mini-golf (with a margin of error of +/- 2%). The association is obvious. Therefore, on Saturday we'll be going to the extreme mini-golf courses of Castle Fun Park in Abbotsford to roll up a fatty of fellowship and fun.
Now, right there, I know your youthful hearts just tripled their beat rate. Obviously any place that calls itself "Castle Fun Park" ain't messing around. And it ain't. You'll have your choice of playing the mysterious Coral Sea course or the exotic yet emotionally meaningful Jungle course. CFP (as the kids like to call it) is about even more than the wonders of mini-golf though. It also seeks to educate the mind and body through the employment of complex and beautiful games, both arcade and otherwise. Games such as Whack-A-Mole ask the question, "Who am I? Where am I going? How is the elimination of moles effecting the balance of the delicate Castle Fun Park ecosystem?".
Of course, Halloween costumes are strongly encouraged. If you are costume-free at this event, you risk the chance of Finch saying, "Where's your costume?" Clearly that would be an awkward and emotionally scarring moment that no intelligent person would want to endure.
We'll meet in the courtyard of the church at 6:30 on Saturday the 28th (i.e. this Saturday. It has also been scientifically proven that short notice for events makes them more fun). The cost is $10, which covers you for one round of mini-golf and the cost of gas, etc. You should also bring some extra bucks for the games at CFP and a stop for some tasty treats at an exciting food-selling location on the way home. You should be home around 11:30pm (*fingers crossed*),and leaders will drive you home (unless you live in some freaky-deaky place like Surrey. *cough* Broadheads *cough*).
There will be a sign-up list at Sunday School and at Wednesday small groups. Please try to put your name down as soon as possible and try to confirm what friends of yours are coming so that we can figure out how many car seats we need ASAP. I strongly encourage you guys to invite your homies, as this will be a fun night and a good way to introduce them to youth group.
Finch, out.